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Taint by S. L. Jennings

taintTaint by S. L. Jennings

Published May 22, 2014 by CreateSpace

Review Copy purchased from Amazon

Synopsis:  Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

My Thoughts:  WOW! I am in love with Justice Drake! He is arrogant (and deserves to be), snarky and funny as hell. He tries to come off as all hard edges, but when he meets Ally he becomes all soft and gooey on the inside, but not nauseatingly so. He doesn’t pull punches with anyone, especially himself…which makes for some interesting reading.

Ally Carr starts out as this debutant-like NYC socialite who is really busy clutching her pearls. But she opens up and starts to show the real Ally and she is just as quirky and as cute as the girls on Friends that she loves. Justice was doomed from the start! Ally slowly reveals that her life is not what she envisioned and you can’t help but root for her. Then add that gooey center from Justice and the reader is doomed…you can’t help but root for the two of them.

This was a really fun, can’t put it down, read. Responsible for this mornings book hangover. The chemistry and tension are over the top, not to mention the class instruction.  I just loved this book and will likely read it again.

My Rating: Bad-Ass Boots